There was a new hashtag game on Twitter last week called #ReplaceAWordInAStarWarsLineWithPants. Who am I to not make some contributions to that? Here are the few I came up with:
- "Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your pants."
- "Pants matter not. Look at me. Judge me by my pants, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not."
- "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."
- "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a gundark."
- "There is a great disturbance in my pants." -Emperor "I have felt it." -Vader