Tech
Tech supporter at The Shipley School in Bryn Mawr, PA. Well-versed in macOS, iOS, Windows, and more. Jamf Certified Tech (Jamf Pro Version 10). Former Knowledge Manager and Help Desk Analyst at Condé Nast (the company that brings you Wired, The New Yorker, Vogue, etc.).
Music
Experienced bass player with a degree in music. Currently dividing my time between cover bands Cotton Mouth (country, southern rock) and Big Red Knob (rock). Occasionally play with country artist Kenny Curcio. Have also played in pit ensembles for musicals with Burlington County Footlighters, Haddonfield Plays & Players, Rowan University, and several others. Find me on BandMix.
I double on tuba, btw. You can catch me every December playing in the noon TubaChristmas show, usually held in the lobby of the amazing Kimmel Center in Philly.
Voice
Smooth, mature voice for straight reads (audiobooks, narration, etc.), plus a stable of character voices. Client include: Condé Nast, Audible/ACX, Wolters Kluwer Health, Military Moulage, Design & Construction Strategies, Keller Williams Realty, WKDU-FM, organlive.com, Ovations Dance Studio, Colonial Playhouse, Humor Hound Comedy, and Research for Better Schools.
Reels
"There's an old saying: opinions are like demo tapes--I don't want to hear yours." -Stephen Colbert
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Tom Lorenz
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Tom Lorenz
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Tom Lorenz
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Tom Lorenz
Audiobook
Two of the world's leading experts at the intersection of venture capital and global development propose a radical new theory to explain the nature of "innovation ecosystems": Human networks that generate extraordinary creativity and output. They argue that free market thinking fails to consider the impact of human nature on the innovation process. This ambitious work challenges the basic assumptions that economists have held for over a century.
Narrated and produced by yours truly, this audiobook is now available on Audible, Amazon, and iTunes.
My latest Brain Dumps
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RT @tammygolden: Went to a resale shop today. Stopped in my tracks when I saw this beauty. A Simplicity mini mannequin from 1943 w/… https://t.co/IK1YnC6uV5
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RT @HazeyDaisey17: 🎯🎯🎯 https://t.co/nGDU4sfFfu
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RT @sarahwoodwriter: Drag is art. It is performance art. It is beautiful. Keep being beautiful.
2022 is already shaping up to be a busy one for me, musically speaking. If you ever wanted to see what I’m up to, you will have quite a number of opportunities. Here’s what’s happening so far